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Anonymous asked:
whats the beat pick up line youve ever used
Well there’s two that were pretty good because they’re improvised so the moment was more important than the actual content of what I said.
1: Creepy guy following girl around says “can i get a hug?” CLASSIC right? So then I mock him and say “yeah waait can IIIII get a hug??” so it results in me actually getting the hug, essentially hug-blocking this dude who then just leaves the party. Feels good man.jpg. Also, surprise, we’ve been life partnerz ever since <3
2. Met a gal via a friends pal-circle and she ended up liking me. She came over, somehow my bed came up in conversation? I said “Well it’s a Sleep Number™, should we find yours?”… This worked out perfectly in every way.
I don’t really know any actual pickup lines because I don’t initiate conversation most of the time. Which sucks but also I guess it makes people think you think you’re too cool so that makes you SEEM cool even if you aren’t. Just don’t be a jerk and don’t have any expectations. Try to be a pleasant person. That’s the real pickup line.
Anonymous asked:
everything okay radman?
Dang I haven’t logged into Tinder, I mean Bumblr, I mean Tumblr for YEARS. Everything is great tbh! I mean not the last few years but now it’s going fantastique mr bombastique. Except for one of the dogs peed on my keytar.
Damn this is crazy
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